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Hot Monkey Sex Friday

Posted on August 21st, 2009 in HMS Friday, Hot Monkey Sex, Random thoughts by g-man || 10 Comments

I have been teasing my wife on and off now, since the time we have were dating, that when she is unable to sleep that a good round of the horizontal hokie pokie is the best medicine. I know that hot monkey sex works for me!

She has difficulties resting her mind on work, schedule, personal stuff, all that sort of thing. We have engaged in the midnight ruffling of the covers many times with mixed results (where sleep is concerned). I sometimes wonder if I should try something slightly out of bounds (spanking, really dirty talk, etc) to give her mind something else to process afterwards so she can sleep. Thoughts?

Also what does a good sound “rogering” do for your sleep?

Happy Hot Monkey Sex Friday!

Hot Monkey Sex Friday

Posted on July 24th, 2009 in HMS Friday, Hot Monkey Sex, Random thoughts, WTF, psudo-rant by g-man || 2 Comments

Sometimes the porn spam is just insightful, sometimes it just makes you think. I got one today “Subject: Having trouble making love all night long?” To which I replied out loud, “Hell no, I’d much rather be sleeping. It is getting some in the middle of the day when I am awake that is the problem.”

I have received others that ask “Want to act like a porn star?” Again, hello no, they cant act for shit, I want to fuck like a porn star!

“Please her all night long” – Stop snoring?

and one of my personal faves, “increase the size of your load” I mean really, who want to cum buckets, I bet it gets pretty old after a minute or so.

Happy Hot Monkey Sex Friday.

Hot Monkey Sex Friday +

Posted on May 29th, 2009 in HMS Friday, Hot Monkey Sex, Mental health, Random thoughts, award by g-man || 6 Comments

Welcome back to HMS Friday, the frank discussion of human sexuality.

During my visits to my shrinks it has become clear that my above average sex drive is mostly in my head, and not a product of biology. Since taking medication I must say it has fallen off some, which has been a good thing. I can enjoy the touching and kissing more without feeling the “need” for sex. (and subsequently pester my lovely wife less) This has contributed to the more relaxed emotional state that I am enjoying, and when we do actually make love it is WAY better than it has been recently.

So my question to you is how much do you think your drive is physical verses mental and why?

On to the “plus”:

I was honored to receive the following award from the one and only Hope from Hope Radio. She feels that among my snippets of wisdom and pretty pictures I am a decent human being.

Thank you Hope, I’d like to that I am too in the grand scheme of things. :)

I started this blog as another creative type outlet, one which I could be funny and have people laugh along with me at the odd happenings in my life. It has turned into more of a place where I come and hang out with you the commenters (since I can interact with you, sorry lurkers.) I look forward to sharing something, from a variety of topics, with you and hearing back. I like to think of it (blogging in general) like we are all at a party, drifting in and out of each other’s conversations, tossing in your two cents then listening to another speak, and I really like knowing that there are people out there that like to hear what I have to say, and/or like my photographs. I feel as though I have a personal relationship with all the people I read and who comment here.

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1) The Blogger manifests exemplary attitude, respecting the nuances that pervade amongst different cultures and beliefs. I like to think that I get along with everyone.

2) The Blog contents inspire; strives to encourage and offers solutions. I generally try to be encouraging and helpful, as for inspirational, well if anyone can find inspiration in an image or one of my stories, then I am more than happy to provide it.

3) There is a clear purpose at the Blog; one that fosters a better understanding on Social, Political, Economic, the Arts, Culture, Sciences and Beliefs. The clear purpose of this is for me to be able to talk about whatever I believe. I would hope that fosters a better understanding of me if nothing else.

4) The Blog is refreshing and creative. I’d like to think so. (and funny too!)

5) The Blogger promotes friendship and positive thinking. The only negative things I have to talk about are drivers and and people who take up more than one parking space, usually.

Those of you who receive this award are required to do the following:
1) Create a post with a mention and link to the blogger who presented the Noblesse Oblige Award to you.
2) The award conditions must be displayed in the post.
3) Write a short article about what your blog has thus far achieved preferably citing one or more older post to support:
4) The blogger must present the Noblesse Oblige Award to blogs in concurrence with the award conditions.
5) The blogger must display the award at any location on their blog.

I think most of the blogs I read would fit into the criteria for being nominated, however I will pick two in accordance with the rules (not that I am big on following the rules, so nominees, feel free to ignore them too)

Miss Sizzle Jones is one of the most open and honest and kindest bloggers I know. She is smart and funny and wears her heart on her sleeve. She is mindful of those less fortunate and would quite possible give you the shirt off her back. Add to that she is attractive on the outside and on the inside.

Second but by no means second, Dana, her frank and open discussions an all aspects of her life promote some wonderful and respectful debates on many different topics. She is also smart and kind and respectful of those less fortunate. And again her inner beauty is matched by her outward appearance.

HMS Friday: Side effects

Posted on May 1st, 2009 in HMS Friday, Hot Monkey Sex, Mental health, Random thoughts, charity, funny, weirdness by g-man || 3 Comments

Welcome back to Hot Monkey Sex Friday. So talking with my psychiatrist about medications was entertaining. As I said in yesterday’s post, he is freekin nuts, but in a good way. He said that he thinks Cymbalta is the right medication for me, but it may have sexual side effects. My regular therapist told me that so I was not surprised when he said that the medication might cause E.D., which he explained as having difficulty in achieving an erection,or taking longer to reach full erection. (So far no problem!)

He also said it may prolong an erection and delay orgasm (Okay, still I sont see where any of this is bad!) I’m sure my lovely wife might appreciate this.

Lastly he said it could increase orgasm duration, to elaborate he said and I quote “Say your normal orgasm lasts for 10 to 15 seconds, well with this you could start and read the F’n Bible by the time you finish.” Holy shit, who needs viagra, gimme some of this and quiet weekend with the Mrs. and I’ll be set for a while. No wonder it is an anti depressant, “Holy shit I can cum for an hour, I AM SUPERMAN!”

I cant wait till next week when I start the 60mg dose!

So do you consider positive or negative side effects?


So I managed to get some pictures from the Rebuilding Together project. (and again this year, there is not one of me. at. all. I am beginning to believe that I may have offended the chick with the camera at some point?

The second picture is my younger son in his element! He was king of the garbage and spent all day in there making sure we could toss all that we needed to.

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Hot Monkey Sex Friday

Posted on February 6th, 2009 in HMS Friday, Hot Monkey Sex, WTF by g-man || 11 Comments

So you think this getup will get me laid?
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If you missed it last week there is more to She-Ra.

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