Man Overboard!

A place to hang my shit.

Wanna see ??

Posted on July 29th, 2009 in kids, photography, psudo-rant, WTF, WWC by g-man || 6 Comments

Would you like to see my new iPhone?

I would too.

When it arrived via UPS on Monday, this is what I got.

Apparently the “i” in iPhone stands for “invisible”.

I have been on the phone with UPS and AT&T for the past two days. I’d hope to have some resolution by tomorrow. (And by “resolution” I mean having a freekin’ iPhone in my hands.)

Last night was the swim team awards ceremony/pool party. Both girls won something aside from a trophy, Woo Hoo! It was a a loooong evening.

Afterwards I had a photo shoot with the ever lovely Esmerelda. She liked 5 out of the 80 images, I liked more, but I am way less critical of her appearance. I’d love to shoot her again, but maybe after a shot of tequila so che can relax a bit more, and make it more “fun” than “work”.

Needless to say I have taken a pass on the WWC this week. I had some ideas, but never got around to shooting anything. I’ll be back next week.

Hot Monkey Sex Friday

Posted on July 24th, 2009 in HMS Friday, Hot Monkey Sex, psudo-rant, Random thoughts, WTF by g-man || 2 Comments

Sometimes the porn spam is just insightful, sometimes it just makes you think. I got one today “Subject: Having trouble making love all night long?” To which I replied out loud, “Hell no, I’d much rather be sleeping. It is getting some in the middle of the day when I am awake that is the problem.”

I have received others that ask “Want to act like a porn star?” Again, hello no, they cant act for shit, I want to fuck like a porn star!

“Please her all night long” – Stop snoring?

and one of my personal faves, “increase the size of your load” I mean really, who want to cum buckets, I bet it gets pretty old after a minute or so.

Happy Hot Monkey Sex Friday.

Caption this

Posted on June 25th, 2009 in coolness, weirdness, WTF by g-man || 9 Comments

Okay folks, who wants to put a caption to this image? Dont be shy. I may even give out a prize, but don’t hold your breath.

There is no restriction on what you can say. Go for it!

Called due to rain

Posted on April 15th, 2009 in exercise, house, psudo-rant, Random thoughts, weirdness, WTF by g-man || 16 Comments


So the “Fun Run” or as I like to call it the Fun Run/walk/drag was postponed to April 29th because of the weather. Fortunately so was Princess Drama Queen’s soccer practice, so all-in-all a good day. :)

I may have mentioned before that we have a mouse (or mice) in the house. I have tried asking them nicely to leave, followed by more humane traps, followed by less humane, but satisfying snap traps, followed by poison (and poison as bait on the afore mentioned satisfying snap traps). They persist, and I am pissed. The girls watched one scurry through the living room and down the basement steps. (That was when I decided to use poison)

So today still no dead things in the house, however, outside is another freekin story!

this morning I was shocked to see something scurry up the side of the door, really fast, and it was really big. My pre-coffee eyes saw rodent, but apparently it was a bird. WTF is up with these critters. I need to get that snake from the back yard or something.

Blackouts are bad.

Posted on April 6th, 2009 in Bloggers Block, Life in general, party, Random thoughts, sanity, sleep (or the lack thereof), weirdness, WTF by g-man || 13 Comments

grey_goose.gifOr at the very least self destructive. Saturday was spent standing out in the cold wind watching Princess Drama Queen play soccer. I dressed for the weather, she just wanted to wear shorts and her soccer jersey, so you can imagine how it was trying to get out of the house. She played so-so, mainly because I think she is done with soccer (again). Like last year she was all excited to start soccer, but during the very first practice she says “I hate soccer.”

So after soccer I fetched my sons from their mom’s house for a fun filled evening of wii and dinner out at Outback. Wii was played much as dinner time approached. That was when I discovered that the the cymbals fot the GH4 drum set had the wires ripped out of the sockets! WTF!?!!? Needless to say I am a bit pissed. I can probably fix it, but I’d really like to know how it happened (So I can beat the offending party prevent it from happening again)

We went over to Outback, and at 5:00 there was a 45 minute wait, so we went over to another steak/rib place. The beers were really good and went down smoother than my high school girlfriend after not seeing each other for a few days. I had three, Heather drove home.

That was when the real trouble started, I built a fire in the back yard and started making 24 oz Grey Goose and cranberry juice, which also went down easy. I recall making two of them, but the next morning I noticed that the bottle was empty, where it had been 2/3 full. Which explains why my sons were laughing at me the next morning, and I had no idea what they were talking about. I have vague recollections of some of what they were telling me, but absolutely no recall of others. So either they are giving me shit, or my brain was saturated.

Sunday morning I was happy to recall that I would not have to teach Sunday School, because really, that would have been horrible. I felt like shit all day, and even sneaked in a short nap, but that really didn’t help. I’m pretty sure that contributed to why I was awake last night between 2 and 5. Which brings me to today, Monday, so far it is not going well at all. Maybe I need more booze? :)

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